TOURNEY SEMIFINAL – NASTY FETISH FINAL FOUR

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Beastiality.

Literal Meaning: Sexual attraction toward animals. A/k/a Zoophilia.

Wiki Says: The Kinsey reports controversially rated the percentage of people who had sexual interaction with animals at some point in their lives as 8% for men and 3.6% for women, and claimed it was 40–50 percent in people living near farms,[8] but some later writers dispute the figures, because the study lacked a random sample, and because the prison population was included, causing sampling bias.

Popular Advocates: The British, anyone born before 1800.

 

 

2. DVDA. 

Literal meaning: Double Vaginal, Double Anal. 

Wiki Says: Penetration by larger numbers of objects is rarer and generally not named, with two exceptions, which are likely physically impossible:

• Double vaginal, double anal penetration (DVDA): simultaneous penetration of the vagina and anus of a single woman by two penises each. The term gained popularity after its inclusion in the movie Orgazmo by South Park co-creator Trey Parker, and is also the name of Parker’s and Matt Stone’s band.
• Triple-Double: Multiple penetration of a single woman by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously.

Notable Advocates: None currently known.

 

Caveman Regional Finals 2 vs 13

 

 

 

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

2. DVDA. 

Literal meaning: Double Vaginal, Double Anal. 

Wiki Says: Penetration by larger numbers of objects is rarer and generally not named, with two exceptions, which are likely physically impossible:

• Double vaginal, double anal penetration (DVDA): simultaneous penetration of the vagina and anus of a single woman by two penises each. The term gained popularity after its inclusion in the movie Orgazmo by South Park co-creator Trey Parker, and is also the name of Parker’s and Matt Stone’s band.
• Triple-Double: Multiple penetration of a single woman by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously.

Notable Advocates: None currently known.

 

13. Comotose Sex

Literal Meaning: Sex with someone in a state without wakefulness or awareness.

Wiki says: Coma may result from a variety of conditions, including intoxication, metabolic abnormalities, central nervous system diseases, acute neurologic injuries such as stroke, and hypoxia. A coma may also result from head trauma caused by mechanisms such as falls or car accidents. It may also be deliberately induced by pharmaceutical agents in order to preserve higher brain function following another form of brain trauma, or to save the patient from extreme pain during healing of injuries or diseases.

 

Notable Advocates: Buck from Kill Bill Volume I.

 

 

PUNTE Regional Finals 1 vs 2

 

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Beastiality.

Literal Meaning: Sexual attraction toward animals. A/k/a Zoophilia.

Wiki Says: The Kinsey reports controversially rated the percentage of people who had sexual interaction with animals at some point in their lives as 8% for men and 3.6% for women, and claimed it was 40–50 percent in people living near farms,[8] but some later writers dispute the figures, because the study lacked a random sample, and because the prison population was included, causing sampling bias.

Popular Advocates: The British, anyone born before 1800.

 2. Snowballing.

Literal Meaning: Two people kissing, with one person orally exchanging semen with the other.

Wiki Says:The term was popularized by Kevin Smith’s film, Clerks, in which the character of Willam Black is nicknamed “Snowball” because he enjoys the practice.
It was additionally noted in the film Stepmom, when Julia Roberts is talking to her stepdaughter about bullying. The term was then misrepresented (called “snow blowing”) by the mother while having a talk with her children’s stepmother.

Popular Advocates: Gays…I guess.

PUNTE Regional Semifinal 1 vs 4 NASTY FETISH FINAL FOUR

 

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Beastiality.

Literal Meaning: Sexual attraction toward animals. A/k/a Zoophilia.

Wiki Says: The Kinsey reports controversially rated the percentage of people who had sexual interaction with animals at some point in their lives as 8% for men and 3.6% for women, and claimed it was 40–50 percent in people living near farms,[8] but some later writers dispute the figures, because the study lacked a random sample, and because the prison population was included, causing sampling bias.

Popular Advocates: The British, anyone born before 1800.

 

4. Transexuals

Literal Meaning: Identifying oneself as a gender different than the one with which that person was born.

Wiki Says: A medical diagnosis can be made if a person experiences discomfort as a result of a desire to be a member of the opposite sex,[1] or if a person experiences impaired functioning or distress as a result of that gender identification.[2] Transsexualism is stigmatized in many parts of the world but has become more widely known in Western culture in the mid to late 20th century, concurrently with the sexual revolution and the development of sexual reassignment surgeries.

Popular Advocates: Eddie Murphy.

PUNTE Regional Semifinal 2 vs 11 — NASTY FETISH FINAL FOUR

 

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Regional Semifinal action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

2. Snowballing.

Literal Meaning: Two people kissing, with one person orally exchanging semen with the other.

Wiki Says:The term was popularized by Kevin Smith’s film, Clerks, in which the character of Willam Black is nicknamed “Snowball” because he enjoys the practice.
It was additionally noted in the film Stepmom, when Julia Roberts is talking to her stepdaughter about bullying. The term was then misrepresented (called “snow blowing”) by the mother while having a talk with her children’s stepmother.

Popular Advocates: Gays…I guess.

 

 

11. Sex With Nuns

Literal Meaning: Obvious.

Wiki Says:

A Nun is a woman who has taken special vows committing her to a religious life.[1] She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live her life in prayer and contemplation in a monastery or convent. The term “nun” is applicable to Roman Catholics, Eastern Christians, Anglicans, Lutherans, Jains, Buddhists, and Taoists, for example. While in common usage the terms nun and sister are often used interchangeably, properly speaking a nun is a female religious who lives a contemplative life of prayer and meditation within a monastery while a sister (in the Christian religions) lives an active vocation of service to the needy, sick, poor, and uneducated.[2]

Popular Opponents: Sister Jesme, this guy.

 

 

Caveman Regional Semi-Final 1 vs 13 — NASTY FETISH FINAL FOUR

 

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Regional Semifinal action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Bukkake

Literal Meaning: The act of two or more men ejaculating on the face of a male or female recipient or recipients. 

Wiki Says: Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verbbukkakeru (to dash [water]), and means simply “splash”. The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu andkakeru . Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru(“completely astonished”) or butchigiri (“overwhelming win”).

 
Popular Advocates: The Japanese, Women with dry skin.

 

13. Comotose Sex

Literal Meaning: Sex with someone in a state without wakefulness or awareness.

Wiki says: Coma may result from a variety of conditions, including intoxication, metabolic abnormalities, central nervous system diseases, acute neurologic injuries such as stroke, and hypoxia. A coma may also result from head trauma caused by mechanisms such as falls or car accidents. It may also be deliberately induced by pharmaceutical agents in order to preserve higher brain function following another form of brain trauma, or to save the patient from extreme pain during healing of injuries or diseases.

 

Notable Advocates: Buck from Kill Bill Volume I.