
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
1. Beastiality.
Literal Meaning: Sexual attraction toward animals. A/k/a Zoophilia.
Wiki Says: The Kinsey reports controversially rated the percentage of people who had sexual interaction with animals at some point in their lives as 8% for men and 3.6% for women, and claimed it was 40–50 percent in people living near farms,[8] but some later writers dispute the figures, because the study lacked a random sample, and because the prison population was included, causing sampling bias.
Popular Advocates: The British, anyone born before 1800.
2. DVDA.
Literal meaning: Double Vaginal, Double Anal.
Wiki Says: Penetration by larger numbers of objects is rarer and generally not named, with two exceptions, which are likely physically impossible:
- Double vaginal, double anal penetration (DVDA): simultaneous penetration of the vagina and anus of a single woman by two penises each. The term gained popularity after its inclusion in the movie Orgazmo by South Park co-creator Trey Parker, and is also the name of Parker’s and Matt Stone’s band.
- Triple-Double: Multiple penetration of a single woman by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously.
Notable Advocates: None currently known.




